Oodle

Question by SpeakEasy: Any funny “horse for sale” advertisements you have seen?
I just ran across this ad and was questioning what kinds of points you have heard from non horse men and women or ill informed horse men and women

“Common BREAD 6YEAR OLD – $ 700
This is a six year old regular bread he is a stud but properly mannard he’s about 16hand’s he has not been fooled with a hole lot he will go wherever you want him to he is a very good horse though he doesn’t want to keep in gait he like’s to trot if somone had the time to mess with him he will be a quickly hourse $ 700o.b.o text XXX XXX XXXX or call XXX XXX XXXX I can text or email pic’s ”

These variety of points just crack me up! I like to attempt to picture the person writing these types of advertisements…

Greatest answer:

Answer by Maria
How about a horse trainer for that Normal BREAD? (sounds yummy)

I have more than 15 years of encounter. I perform with colts from the ground up or issues horses. I have studied John Lyons and The Pony Boy. I trin in a trust based manner, meaning I will not beat you’re horse. References are obtainable please call 123 456 7890 or E mail me at xxxxxxx1234@yahoo.com

Mmm…regular bread

Edit: Coffee Snob- Aww, that little cow is adorable! I hope an individual good gets her!

What do you think? Answer beneath!

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.